Saturday, September 6, 2008

I Heart Tim Horton's

So here I am in Belleville, Michigan, sucking down my second Tim Horton's iced cappuccino of the day and utilizing their premium public wi-fi. Tim Horton's beats Starbucks cold, I tell you. But why, you may ask, am I sitting here six hours to the north of the last place I blogged, i.e. my hometown?


  • Tim Horton's

  • Matt's paternal grandmother, aunt, cousin, and baby cousins (including a six-week-old--squeal!)

  • the Found store in Ann Arbor

  • IKEA

  • Sydney's NICU reunion

And it's been a festive weekend so far. The girls got cherry-tongue at the Ann Arbor farmer's market while Matt and I gorged on an entire loaf each of olive bread and white chedder/jalepeno bread: While we were walking through the covered farmer's market, I spied an awning across the way that read "SuchPrettyColors." Hmm, I thought to myself, that name sounds familiar, and I dragged the family away from the twelve different kinds of tomatoes they were mooning over and went to investigate. When we'd pushed our way through, what did I see but the self-same breastfeeding pendant necklaces that I bought two of on etsy (this one and this one) last year? And there are like four more of them in my wists! The lovely proprietor, Ann Sheppard, comes over, and I immediately screech into her face, "I know you online!" Ann quilts and makes jewelry, among other things, and she has this web site and this etsy shop. I bought yet another breastfeeding pendant, and almost bought this Utamaro one, but seriously, I have to let some other people participate in breastfeeding activism, too. Right? Cause she also does the Sunday artisan's market, so I could go back...

Small world, huh?


The theme for Sydney's NICU reunion at St. Joseph Mercy Health System in Ann Arbor was "Under the Sea." Just like prom, right? There were games and fun stuff for the kiddos--
--although of course we spent the most time at the buffet and the craft table. Totally on-topic for my currently ocean-crazed girlies:
By the way, I have never seen so many multiples in one place in my life. Sydney got to wear a special nametag--
--and Matt remained true to his promise to smack me on the head whenever I got weepy.

It's kind of ridiculous how lucky we are:


Tomorrow--home! I've got lesson plans to prep and two etsy orders to ship and a craft fair to get ready for and Willow's tuition to pay and the yard to lasagna garden and DVDs to return to the library and...

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Got Her Red Dress On

Do your kids ever do something so awesome that you just have to take, like, a thousand photos of them in about eight minutes? Every day, I know. Well, if you're not one of these children's grandparents, brace yourselves, because the girls, they played with a grasshopper this morning:


Notice that Sydney's wearing the red elephant dress that I mended for her. I wore this dress when I was her age, and it's a treasure, kept for me with just a couple of other little outfits and a ton of plastic 1980's-era toys to hand down to my own wee girlies. After Syd sliced off most of the lace around the sleeves and some of the sleeves themselves (she's a more confident scissors-user than Willow is, perhaps because Will is left-handed, and every now and then while doing something around the house I'll discover something new that Syd has snuck off and scissor-handed), I hand-stitched these little seed beeds all around both sleeves. It was a crazy amount of work, and next time I will most certainly embellish a hem with bias tape instead, and my work didn't even turn out terrible even----but of course you can't tell when Syd's wearing it. I don't know, though, maybe if she stood still long enough...

Wednesday, September 3, 2008

Some other Strange Folk

So I've been cyber-stalking some of the other vendors who will be at the Strange Folk Festival with me, the better to plan where to spend all my profits. Here are my favorite fellow recycle and especially eco-conscious artists:

  • ARTicles by Teresa: She recycles random stuff, sometimes industrial, into these cool embellishments for journals and scrapbooks--it's a sweet idea. My favorite is this paper fastener made from parts from a watch face.
  • Comforts by Ruthann: I am a sucker for hand-crafted soaps, and also unrelatedly obsessed with peppermint and eucalyptus essential oils. Yeah, this soapmaker makes handcrafted soaps with natural ingrediants, including PEPPERMINT and EUCALYPTUS essential oils. Matt insists on only using Irish Spring to counteract my soap indulgences.
  • Ettu Handmade Wearables: This concept is so cool--I'm pretty deft at recycling cast-off clothes for my own tykes, turning pants legs into jumpers, sweaters into dresses, and sleeves into pants, but Ettu has a beautiful line of T-shirts from cast-off clothing, matching colors in a creative way and often incorporating my most favorite sleeve type, the raglan. This shirt is reversible with a Christmas theme on one side and a Hannakuh theme on the other--brilliant.
  • Gnomeclothes makes reusable cotton napkins, sandwich bags, and lunch sacks. If we can afford to keep sending Will to Montessori when she starts first grade, which is unlikely, we'll probably send her lunch with her most days. How comforting to know she won't have to carry it in a Bratz lunchbox.
  • HandBEHG makes cool bags out of wool and recycled wool. She also works with roving to make felted wool balls, a project that I have been dying to do with the girls. Good thing there will be some Strange Folk vendors selling plant-dyed wool roving--goodbye, profits!
  • House of ni Lochlainn: I really like this collection of suncatchers and jewelry made from deconstructed chandeliers and vintage jewelry. I have a huge collection of vintage jewelry I scored at a garage sale that I've been meaning to post on etsy, but I just can't seem to make myself say goodbye to it.
  • Little Bird Bows: Oh, my freakin' God! A Strange Folk vendor who sews cloth diapers! Breathe calmly and repeat--"I have plenty of cloth diapers. I can sew my own cloth diapers. Also, I have plenty of cloth diapers." Goodbye, profits.
  • Revamped Fashion: Clothes for curvy girls made from recycled/repurposed materials? Okay, now I don't have any profits left. Does it count as wearing a skirt if you wear it over pants? Because I don't wear skirts, but I WANT this.
  • Did I mention that yesterday, while attempting to cook potatoes and corn on the stove while Matt's ribs (not literally, unfortunately) baked in the oven, I turned on the wrong burner and caught our last remaining oven mitt on fire? I picked it up and held it, looking at it stupidly, until the flames began to lick up to my wrist, then dropped it on the floor, dropped another dish towel on top of it, and when that promptly caught on fire as well I thought about pouring water on the whole thing, thought better of it, and instead opened the oven door and threw flaming dishtowel and oven mitt in with the ribs. Also, I might add--I have no business being in the kitchen. Anyway...how nice that Squaresville makes these cool oven mitts out of recycled denim.
  • Trash-to-Treasure Creative Recycling: I am all about heavy metal in my jewelry. Recycled soda cans? Awesome!

You're totally going to Strange Folk, right? Who's your favorite vendor?...Aw, you guys! Besides me!

Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Scooby Dooby Do, Where Are You?

I'm a real big 80s fangeek. Yesterday the girls found my container of dice from my Dungeons & Dragons days--it's up on the sci-fi bookshelf on account of I like to look at it--and so we all sat around for an hour and played dice: I'm really good at inventing games for preschoolers--in this game, we take turns choosing which die we want to roll, then we roll it, then Willow writes down what number we rolled. Probabilities, number recognition, fine motor skills, turn-taking--see, we're homeschooling! Needless to say, this is Willow's most favorite game, although she might have a change of heart when I show her the Horse Farm computer program I got her from the library today.

In other news of 80s nostalgia, witness my newest mini T-shirt quilt: When I was a kid, I loved Scooby Doo so much. It went off the air eventually, of course, and didn't jump back into syndication for probably ten more years. I was grown up-ish, by then, but I sat right back down to watch this glory of my youth, and thus had the shock of my life: why, the animation was terrible! And that Shaggy--he sounded just like the guy who did New Year's Rockin' Eve! (shudder!) It still is practically the highlight of my teaching career, however, that a few years ago, when the site RatemyProf was really popular, some anonymous student commented that I was "like Velma from Scooby Doo, only funnier." It utterly took the sting out of another student's opinion that "She needs to stop wearing those red boots!"


Anyway...I've become very fond of using a layer of fleece as batting instead of that weirdo polyester junk or the expensive and flat cotton batting, and I looooove how it makes my quilts all warm and thick and squooshy soft, so Iwent a little quilting crazy:



Eh. If you can't go quilting crazy, then how, I ask, can you go crazy?

Monday, September 1, 2008

So You Cook with Freezer Paper How?

Ah, the bliss of a long holiday weekend--extra cups of coffee, cleaning out the minivan, dumpster diving, chocolate shake with peanut butter cup mix-ins at the Chocolate Moose, hand-stitching white beads on little girl dresses while watching the Jerry Lewis telethon, and finally some time to freezer paper stencil.

We love freezer paper stencilling onto shirts around here. It's very fangeek friendly, with lots of videogame and sci-fi and dinosaur stencils available free on the web; it's relatively quick and easy, with a high satisfaction ratio (if you're careful, you're unlikely to mess it up even if you're an idiot--whew!); it involves paint(!), a medium that I, with little hand-drawing skill, very rarely get to dabble in; and the time from start to awesome is pretty brief, with Matt wearing today the Darth Vader shirt I made for him yesterday.

One caveat: the having-to-be-pretty careful part--you know, cutting out the stencils so carefully, and not spilling paint all over the place because it's expensive and permanent--means that this isn't an activity that I can do very often, because my policy that kiddoes always get to participate means that I must have a co-parent around solely to moderate the girlies' work. That's why long holiday weekends are the best--you get all the regular weekend grunt work done, and you still have an hour left for freezer paper stencilling.

Now, there are way better tutorials out in the world than mine. Amanda Soule, for one, has a huge section of devoted to freezer paper stencilling, as well as on her blog, and she's the one who invented stencilling over weird stains to cover them up--I would have thought that the weird stain would bleed through, but it does not. Some other good tutorials are:
Yeah, everybody and their dog has a freezer paper stencil tutorial. I, however, am still going to stick my nose in and offer a little tutorial of my own--I know of a couple of tricky little tricks to make the business even easier, and I know some good ways to involve little kiddoes. So.....

Freezer Paper Stencilling: A Tutorial
1. Gather materials.
I'm surprised that I love freezer paper stencilling so much, because I don't normally care for projects that require a lot of special equipment. Freezer paper stencilling requires freezer paper, a heavy paper with a thin plastic coating on one side. That coating used to be made of wax, and freezer paper used to be used like Ziploc bags, to wrap up things for the freezer, but I think it's really mostly used now for craft projects. And that's because it's perfect for them--the plastic side irons onto fabric and adheres there, but also peels off easily, leaving no residue. That means it makes the perfect stencil, since you'd have to try really hard to get bleed-through, but it's also good for stabilizing fabric on the back side if you want to freehand paint or draw on the fabric, and if you soak fabric in Bubble Jet Set, you can iron it to 8.5"x11" freezer paper and actually feed it through your printer for printing images that won't wash out of the fabric.
You can use anything you think will dye permanently for your fabric paint, but most people who do freezer paper stencilling regularly seem to prefer high-quality specialty-store fabric paint--it's hella more expensive, but you really don't use very much at one time, so it lasts for quite a while. I buy all my materials online from Dharma Trading Co. I bought the set of 8.5"x11" sheets of freezer paper because I print my stencils from the computer and I also print on fabric ironed to freezer paper, and my printer is a little finicky so I didn't want to mess with measuring and cutting larger sheets of freezer paper to size. I bet that if you wanted to make bigger stencils or to draw them yourself, you could find bigger sheets of freezer paper somewhere.
I also have the Jaquard Neopaque Starter Set. I chose this set because it promised to work well even on dark fabrics, and I like to paint on all colors. Don't forget, though, that after your paint has dried for about 24 hours, you have to "set" it by ironing on the back side of the fabric--this is supposed to make it colorfast, and it's something that I'm always threatening to forget, because within 24 hours, someone is always wearing/using whatever I've stenciled.
2. Make your stencils.
I'll have to go backwards and post this tutorial later, perhaps when I print out the city skyline stencil I found to go with my Godzilla stencil. I'd also love to play around with Photoshop and design my own stencils. Briefly, though, you print or draw your stencil on the dull, not shiny, side of the freezer paper, then carefully cut it out with an exacto knife. You don't need to worry about islands, because you can just iron them onto your fabric, too. This also makes it possible to make two images from each stencil--you can make one traditional stencil, then, if you save all the pieces you cut out to form your stencil, you can iron them onto the fabric in the right places and make a negative image stencil.
One caveat: Obviously, it isn't ethical to sell anything you make using a stencil you did not design yourself. Matt's currently designing me a Pumpkinbear stencil, but all these Darth Vader and dinosaur and pony stencils that I've pulled off of the Internet are only for my family's personal use, and they've been posted with that allowed.
3. Lay out your shirt flat, put a few layers of newspaper in between the front and back of the shirt so that paint that bleeds through the front won't get onto the back, and iron the shirt where your stencil is going to be to make sure that it's really, really flat. If you look closely, you can see the two bleach stains that I'm going to be covering up. This shirt of Matt's must have been sitting in the to-be-mended pile for a REALLY long time, because I switched to natural cleaners, no bleach allowed, years ago. Well, shoemakers' children go unshod...
4. Iron your stencils onto your shirt. You have to be careful here: Freezer paper stencils are one-time-use only, so if you mess up where you put it, you have to make another. You also need to take care that you iron down all the edges so they stick to the shirt--otherwise the paint will bleed--but if you totally iron the crap out of your stencil I think you'll just melt the plastic off. Notice that the Darth Vader stencil was big enough that I used a whole sheet for him, but the Death Star stencil came from a freezer paper sheet that I printed out probably six more stencils from and just cut around them.
5. Now you can paint your stencil.
I like to use a small foam brush, because I think it lays the ink on really smoothly, but I know some people even use a roller. The important thing is to work a thin layer of paint on smoothly. If you brush too hard, the shirt will stretch a little at the time, but that won't last. If you lay on too much paint you'll be able to tell just a little when you're done, but not really much. If you don't lay on enough paint you'll be able to see the thinner spots in a few minutes after the paint has begun to dry a little, and then you can brush on more. When it's possible, brush with the grain of your fabric, and when it's possible, either brush away from or parallel to the freezer paper. I've heard that a few people had problems with bleeding when they brushed toward the freezer paper--they drove a little paint in under the stencil, they think. If you're using a foam brush, you can sponge the paint in when you reach a tight spot.
When you're done, your shirt will look like this: Here's a close-up: 6. Hopefully your shirt is somewhere where it's not in the way, because now you want to leave it alone for a few hours to dry.
And what are the girls doing while I'm painting, you ask? Why, they're doing this: There are actually a load of things that even little kids can do with high-quality fabric paint. It flows nicely just like regular paint, so the girls can use regular brushes to paint with it. This requires a lot more supervision, though, than their usual painting projects. First, I do ask them to moderate the amount of paint they use since it is expensive, so an adult sits with them and helps them scrape off excess paint against the edge of the jar and reminds them not to dip the brush too deeply, etc.--it's not the way I usually make them paint, but fussy rules are fine for special occasions. The adult also watches to make sure they don't accidentally mix paint in the jars by dipping into a wrong color or accidentally water the paint down by dipping a wet brush in. The best way to avoid this is usually just to have a brush for each color, and when one kid is through with one color, Matt usually offers that color and brush to the other kid, and they trade. Again, it's bossy, but you can do it without acting bossy about it and interrupting their groove. And you do have to make your peace with the fact that they're going to use more paint than you would, but hey, they're the creative ones and you're the penny-pincher.

There are also a lot of really cool, purposeful things the kids can paint, so that you don't have to feel like you're just wasting your good paint. Old T-shirts are fun----and if the paint job doesn't end up looking like a child's purposeful art (ahem)--
--then you can always jazz it up later with additional embellishments, embroidery or beads or more paint, etc. For this shirt of Willow's, I'm going to stencil a monkey over the top of her *cough* mess, then stencil "MESSY MONKEY" below it. For Syd's I might embroider "messy monkey" with an arrow pointing to the paint.
The kids can also use the fabric paint to embellish just about anything, though, not just ruin their shirts. They can paint directly onto tote bags, bibs, stuffed animals or cloth dolls, pillows, whatever, and also onto fabric pieces that have been reinforced with freezer paper that you can later sew into ornaments, quilts, 3D stuffies, and anything else you can think of to throw at grandma for Christmas. We're going to make ornaments that way, and once Willow's more comfortable with the medium (I've noticed that when kids are just trying out something new, they'll scribble and mess just to see the colors and to feel how it works, but when that's old, then they'll use the medium to create), I'm going to try to get her to draw dinosaurs and other animals onto white flannel to make some stuffies for her cousins.
7. When the paint is dry to the touch, you can peel off the stencil. You can try it on if you want--
--but then you have to hang it up or lay it out for a full 24 hours to completely dry.
8. It depends on the type of paint you use, but usually after 24 hours you'll need to turn the shirt inside out, put more newspaper between the layers of cloth, and then iron for 30 seconds or so on the wrong side of the fabric behind the paint to heat-set it. This will make it color-fast, but I like to wash my stuff for the first time, anyway, on cold with no detergent but with vinegar in the rinse. After that, you're good to go.

Sunday, August 31, 2008

Nightmare before Christmas before Labor Day

My partner and the kiddos are off having lunch at China Buffet right now--it's a place into which I will not step, but I did ask them to steal me home an eggroll, so do with that what you will. We've cleaned out the car, and put laundry on the line, and built some rickety shelves in the playroom (because that's just exactly where you want your shelves to be rickety), and I've done a rough draft of this semester's syllabus, updating all the grammar assignments from my concise and readable Longman to the newly required Wadsworth (the university gets a cut from this one, I think), and the kids have painted, and we've all cleaned more than I, personally, feel like cleaning (our house doesn't look like this person's house or anything, but my parents' house kind of does), and I finally finished sewing (and resewing) my most awesomest Nightmare before Christmas mini T-shirt quilt:


I really, really, really, really love it. It's not one of the T-shirt quilts I'm going to keep, though, so it's currently living in my Pumpkin+Bear etsy shop for a while, until it goes off to live in its new forever-home.

I bought the rest of the bolt of this skulls netting on clearance at Joann's a few months ago, and although this is its debut, I basically plan to sew skulls netting every single place in which a person could possibly sew netting. Shower curtain liner? That's not too weird.


And the lovebirds, from that Nightmare before Christmas T-shirt I bought at the best-ever garage sale:


There's nothing more beautiful than the love of the undead--it's unending, you see.

You know, photographing for etsy is a real art--some product photos on that site look like museum gallery photos, and some, on the other hand, are blurry and gross. I think product photos are very important--they're the only way your web shoppers are going to know what your product looks like, and your artistic style. The best photographers make me not only want to buy their stuff, but also to basically be just like them and be as cool and awesome and tidy and bright as they make their stuff look.

When I photo for etsy or for my craft fair photo album, I make a few standard photos. I take basic front and back photos of my product in an attractive location that allows me to get a straight-on shot. This is desperately hard for quilts, so often I have to fudge there, but smaller stuff is easier. I take a couple of detail shots, to show off the quality of my sewing or soldering, and to give a clear idea of the condition and/or unique characteristics of my vintage or recycled materials. And I always try to include one shot that has personality, with my kids doing something cute with the product, or the product hanging out in a weird location, or even a quirky angle to the product--something that makes my product stand out and reflects my overall artistic style. You can take photos of whatever you want to show off, though. Some people take a photo of their packaging, if it's really cool. Some people include a photo of the whole product line, maybe to encourage customers to buy more than one.
You also want to crop nicely, because etsy photos, in particular, thumbnail as square. So, if you don't crop to a square, or at least don't center your product in your shot, your product might not actually appear in its own thumbnail. You also want to crop things like this--


--to, you know, take the pajama-clad legs wearing her husband's socks out of the frame. Or you might want to take a look at this photo--

--then go and get the lint brush out and then take another:


Nice, huh?

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Saturday, August 30, 2008

Fourth Street Festival is Crowded

Even though it's a little too high-falutin' for my tastes and I can't afford to buy anything, I look forward to the Fourth Street Festival for most of the year. It's a genuine large, important craft fair right here in humble old Bloomington, Indiana. It has its flaws--there's not enough walking space in front of the booths, so it's mighty crowded, for one thing--but a craft fair is a craft fair is a craft fair, and this one is very high quality.

I have to go back tomorrow, though, because my visit there was spoiled today. First, the people at the booth with the amazingly complicated set-in wood puzzles--Noah's ark, for instance, and it's a real wooden ark but also a puzzle consisting of all the pairs of animals die-cut into the wood--that cost a billion dollars not only refused my nice request to take a photo of one beautiful puzzle, but also acted like I was a spy committing industrial espionage. Okay, okay, I know this does happen sometimes, or people claim it does, but seriously, is a mom with a toddler in a mei tai on her back and an amateur camera set to auto-focus who wants to take one photograph of one cool puzzle really and truly going to then go and have that puzzle made for a buck in India to sell at Wal-mart and undersell these craft fair people? Um, seriously, no. And even if I did, it's not like die-cutting a puzzle is really a trade secret the discovery of which will throw these craftsmen out of business--the puzzle was super-cool, but even I know how to die-cut, and someone whos's going to pay $500 for that Noah's Ark doesn't even go to Wal-mart. Admittedly, I'm a rank amateur at craft fairs, but I like to be nice to people, especially if they ask for things nicely. Maybe it's the southern in me, but even if I have to decline someone's request, like if they want to bargain, and even if I think their request is rude, like if they tell me they make quilts that are better than mine so how much should they charge at a craft fair (happened!), I still turn what I say into a little conversation, not just a "Sorry, no," and a turn away. Fine, I admit it, I felt snubbed and it totally bothered me--how old am I?

Matt and I also got into this insane fight because he doesn't listen to me. When I said, "I'll be right here. I'm going to walk up and then down," I meant that I'd be right here in the craft fair, walking up the aisle we were on and then back down. Is that really that hard to interpret? Well, Matt interpreted, "I'll be right here in front of this one random pottery booth, walking up and down right in front of it for the twenty minutes you'll be gone." Seriously? So I walk up the aisle and then back down, and it only takes about five minutes because I'm still mad about that industrial espionage of die-cut puzzles thing, so I figure I can catch Matt coming back from the car, where he'd gone to get Syd's water bottle. I rush back and do see Matt coming back, but as I'm waiting to cross Kirkwood he grabs Willow's hand and disappears down a back alley. Seriously. I rush around and try to cut him off, but he's just gone. So I go back to the end of the aisle, the "back down" part, and it's also, incidentally, where we all came in. Where do you meet someone if you lose them someplace big and crowded? Why, you meet them where you came in, of course! Merely common sense. And after several minutes, I do see Matt coming through the crowd, carrying Willow, peering into booths looking for me. Except, six booths from the end of the aisle, too far for me to shout and hear him and apparently too far for him to see me standing right there in the middle of the road, he ducks between two booths and totally disappears. Again. I run around to try to catch him, but he's gone. Syd and I still wait for another half an hour, until she's bawling in her mei tai, and then we head to the other place you go if you lose someone someplace big and crowded. Can you guess? Of course--we go to the car. We wait at the car for at least another half an hour. We miss the kick-off for the IU game we're supposed to be attending. And, yeah, when Matt finally comes to the car he starts to yell, then I start to yell, then he yells "Don't you yell at me!" and yells something else and gives me a little push just like a man who has lost his mind and I walk home. And that's why my day sucked.