Friday, April 3, 2020

March Favorites: Ramona, Desert Island Adventurers, and Dollhouse Remodelers


Welp... I did say that I hoped I got a lot more reading done in March...

I didn't actually want more time to hang out at home and read to come at the price of a global pandemic, I hope you understand. I'm pretty sure that Will's the only person in our family whose sanity is not hanging on by a thread at this point, honestly.

But yeah... I got a lot of reading done in March!

Surprisingly, this was my favorite non-fiction book of the month:



Ken Jennings' main claim to fame is his Jeopardy win (he also sometimes Tweets ugly things about people, apparently, so great job there, Genius), but this book is a surprisingly interesting ethnography of maps. It's an anecdotal history of why maps were created, how they're used, how and why they interest people, and how they affect and reflect the ways that our brains work. It got me thinking a lot about spatial reasoning and how overlooked its importance often is in our contemporary society. On the one hand, many kids now don't tend to go out to play and explore vast swathes of neighborhoods like they often used to, unsupervised, but on the other hand, my two can find their way around their little Minecraft world, and the last time I picked up the controller to try a game with a 3D world (it was a Zelda game belonging to a baby cousin, and I was SUPER excited because I LOVE ZELDA), I couldn't even parse what I was looking at. I just kept walking Link into the side of a mountain, confused, while my cousin laughed at me. And then I felt nauseated.

Tl;dr: spatial reasoning is very important for brains. Visual puzzles, wayfinding, outdoor exploration, and mapreading make us smarter!

I got another Aubrey/Maturin book read in March--



--but alas, even with all of this time at home to read, I only got that one Aubrey/Maturin book read. I'd sort of figured that the public library would close due to the pandemic, but I didn't quite have the jump on it, so Will and I weren't able to run in and hoard every book before it did close, indefinitely. And they closed their online holds requests, so I can't even tell them the books that I really want them to get for me when they do re-open. AND they also closed their book drops, so Will and I are collecting a HUGE stack of returns on our front hallway counter.

First-world problems, amiright? We're all healthy and safe, able to shelter in place, the children's schooling hasn't been disrupted, and we have a huge home library and over a hundred library books already checked out that we can read. Also internet access.

Not gonna lie, though: I REALLY WANT TO READ DESOLATION ISLAND RIGHT NOW!!!

What I did get from the library in time, however, and read avidly, and love even more than I remember loving them as a young child, are these Ramona books:



I loved Ramona when I was a little kid, and I'm sure that I re-read her multiple times in high school, during long shifts working as a page in my public library's children's department on those weeknights after the town's kids were all in bed but the library didn't close for another hour. But I don't think that I loved her as much as I loved her this time, re-reading her at 40+ years old, raising two daughters of my own. Ramona has such big feelings! And as a parent, I think that I am outraged on her behalf for every little injustice in her world even more than I was outraged for her when I was her own age! When I was a kid, I was all, "Yep, teachers are mean. Parents are unfair. Sucks when people won't let you read." But now, I'm all, "Why on EARTH would that teacher praise one child's wise old owl craft and not the others?!? How DARE their father mock his children for wanting him to quit smoking!!! Can those parents seriously not find another place to park their child every single day after school other than with that babysitter who doesn't like them and also has a four-year-old that Ramona has to entertain the whole time she's there? All she wants to do is READ, goddamnit! Let the child READ!!!"

I also think I'd forgotten about how much economic class plays into the background. Ramona's parents begin the series as parents who aren't college graduates, although they seem to be well-enough off. They're a one-salary family who are able to own a home, and there are depictions of little luxuries that let you know that they've got some spending room in their budget. But when they need a major home renovation, Ramona's mother also gains paid employment, and Ramona has to submit to an unenthusiastic neighborhood babysitter and has less unstructured play time and fewer extracurricular enriching experiences. And then her dad loses his job, and gets a new one as a grocery store check-out clerk, and Ramona's life becomes more unpredictable, with her father working unusual hours and not home on typical vacation days, and their budget becomes so constrained that at times Ramona borders on food insecurity. She's stressed by adult worries that trickle down to her, and she doesn't always have a safe outlet for her big emotions, and sometimes she's the brunt of someone else's anxiety coming out. It's a LOT for a little kid!

And yet this is, or parts of it are, the normal day-to-day reality for lots of kids, and so even when there are upheavals, Ramona's life reads as normal. She goes about her business, has her own adventures, only semi-aware of what the adults are doing in the background to keep things going. There's a scene in a beauty school where they've gone for Beezus to spend her own money on a haircut, and a stylist wants to cut Ramona's hair, too. Ramona is savvy enough about her family's economic realities to automatically refuse, and she even repeats a phrase that she's undoubtedly heard repeatedly--"We're scrimping and saving to make ends meet." But it's clear that she doesn't really know what she's parroting so much as know that's what you say when something costs money. And in the background, we can clearly see her mother debating the question: haircuts cost money, and she can cut Ramona's hair herself. But free time is also precious, and working full-time, caring for the kids solo while her husband works odd evening and weekend hours, cooking all their meals from scratch from cheap groceries, doesn't leave her with much of it. If she paid for a haircut, she'd have a little more time on her hands, but would she then have to work harder to figure out where that money is going to come from and how to save it somewhere else?

We don't see all that, of course, because we're following Ramona, who's VERY intent on this brand-new haircut experience and how awesome she feels about herself afterwards, and we're thrilled that she, too, got a rare treat, but we do see later that Beezus and her mother are sitting down together learning how to do fancy haircuts at home, and as far as we know they never go to another hair salon.

These books have layers, y'all. They are VERY much worth an adult re-read.

Here's what else I read in March!



The pandemic stay-at-home order has affected Will's reading very different than it's affected mine, the poor kid. Will relies on a regular influx of new books to read; even though we own hundreds of books, she rarely re-reads a book. That's the main reason why our home library isn't hundreds of books larger, and why I never give my reading obsessed-kid books as a present. Will has read through the three or so days' worth of library books that she had on hand when the library closed, and has reluctantly re-read some titles from our home library, but mostly she's at loose ends.

It was fun to see Will rediscover this old favorite, though!



She was SO into Dinotopia a full decade ago! This series was one of the first books that she devoured after her reading ability really exploded and left her as a fully literate five-year-old--you know how many books there are that are appropriate for a fully literate five-year-old?!?

A lot fewer than the books that are NOT appropriate for a fully literate five-year-old, I'll tell you that!

Here are Will's other March favorites:



Will claims to have loved The Swiss Family Robinson, but I sat near her as she zoomed through it one Saturday morning out on our back deck in the sunshine, and while Matt and I read the newspaper, did the crossword, and ate breakfast burritos, and Syd hung out near us with the less neurotic of her two cats, Will regaled us with absurdity after absurdity from the book ("OMG all those animals do not all live on that island together!!! Oh, please, you're going to pretend to be a boy just because you're embarrassed you don't have a skirt?!?). The kid riding the ostrich apparently doesn't even rate in the top twenty of most absurd events in the book!

Here's everything else Will read in March!



My favorite podcast in March is a podcast that I didn't know was a podcast! I normally listen to All Songs Considered on the radio, but it's way more convenient as a podcast. Their New Music Friday episode has now become my time to deep clean the kitchen, then I can move onto the rest of the house while listening to whatever was my favorite from the episode--this week, it's this album!



Our YouTube time was only slightly curtailed by the absolutely blissful two weeks that I spent enjoying a free Disney+ trial. I had no plans to actually buy Disney+ (we are scrimping and saving to make ends meet!), so I watched the SNOT out of it for two full weeks! I discovered along the way that I can basically just happily stream Moana as background noise--that's how much I love it. Also Tangled. The only shows I'd really wanted to make a point to watch were The Mandalorian, which was AWESOME and I actually probably will buy a month of Disney+ just to watch the next season when it comes out, and Avatar, so Will would know what we're looking at if we end up going to Animal Kingdom during our upcoming October Florida adventure. But somehow we ended up not actually finishing Avatar... it's awfully dated now, don't you think? Nobody had much patience with the White Savior shtick running through it, and I do NOT blame them, sigh.

But really, there's rarely need to pay for a streaming service when YouTube exists!

The other day, I was reminiscing (as I often do) about the absolutely fantastic birthday party that I had at McDonald's when I was a little kid, and I randomly wondered if McDonald's still hosts birthday parties. Reader, it DOES! But as I was Googling this, I accidentally got onto the website for McDonald's in New Zealand, and THEN I became obsessed with McDonald's regional menu offerings.

Thank goodness there's a YouTube video for that!



Syd got me into watching this woman's fashion design videos, and she is EPIC:



She and I also tried to go down a rabbit hole of watching dollhouse makeover videos, but we're frustrated because we hate most of them. We love this series, though:



And that's what I looked at in March when I wasn't curled up in an anxiety ball on my bathroom floor! What are YOU looking at when you're not in anxiety ball form?

Six Months Ago: Girl Scout Senior Programming Robots Badge Step 2: Build a Robot Arm from Girl Scout Cookie Cases
One Year Ago: March Favorites: Dragons and Dollhouses and What My High School Sex Ed Class Didn't Teach Me
Two Years Ago: Sightseeing in Nashville: Science, History, and Doughnuts!
Three Years Ago: A Girl Scout Pilgrimage to the Juliette Gordon Low Birthplace
Four Years Ago: Homeschool STEAM: Whole-Body Pendulum Painting on an Aerial Hammock
Five Years Ago: 2015 Spring Ice Show: Momma's Little Gangsta
Six Years Ago: Bookshelves (and, Inadvertently, a Long Rant about Educational Equity)
Seven Years Ago: Embroidery Spools and Satire
Eight Years Ago: Kitten Portraits
Nine Years Ago: I Love My New Open Toe Walking Foot
Ten Years Ago: Tulips in the Window
Eleven Years Ago: Two Very Different Schools of Thought
Twelve Years Ago: Let There Be Light

Wednesday, April 1, 2020

How to Sew Lunch Box Cloth Napkins


I was surprised to note that I've had our original sets of fat quarter cloth napkins for well over eight years.

It had possibly been about that long since I'd made a new set, because our original bounty had whittled down to less than four--and obviously, the minimum that we NEED is four!

Fortunately, making a new set of eight full-sized cloth napkins kept me busy for a couple of days of this pandemic staycation, and while I was at it I made six more lunch box cloth napkins. The kids and I use these while we're out and about on day trips, but Syd thinks she'll probably prefer to take her lunch to high school more days than not next year, so so I let her choose the patterns.

The patterns definitely ended up more tasteful than what I, myself, would have chosen!

These quarter-sized cloth napkins are just as easy to make as the full-sized fat quarter cloth napkins. The only extra step is that after you've ironed your fat quarters, put them right sides together, and squared them off, you cut them into quarters:


Sew around the perimeter, leaving a 3"-4" opening for turning, and clip the corners:


Turn the napkin right side out and iron flat, ironing the raw edges of that opening under to match the rest of the seam. Edge-stitch around the perimeter:


Quilt a couple of lines into the napkin so that it doesn't get wonky in the wash:


And now your napkins are beautiful!


Aren't they going to look so bright and cheerful during our summer picnics, and in Syd's lunchbox come autumn?

Six Months Ago: September Favorites: Good Omens, Last Unicorns, and Practically on Pointe
One Year Ago: A Little Bit of Rock Painting
Two Years Ago: You Can Pet Kangaroos at the Nashville Zoo
Three Years Ago: Party Planning and the Platonic Solids
Four Years Ago: Homeschool Science: Measuring Pad and Tampon Absorbency
Five Years Ago: How to Decoupage Pencils
Six Years Ago: Girl Scout Detective Badge: Make a Decoder Wheel
Seven Years Ago: Easter Egg Science: Homemade Natural Dyes
Eight Years Ago: Poetry Speaks: A Tricky Trick for Memorizing the Presidents in Chronological Order
Nine Years Ago: One More, and She May Have to Go on a Liquid Diet
Ten Years Ago: The Great Backyard Camping Adventure
Eleven Years Ago: FRAK!!!
Twelve Years Ago: A Clean Floor

Monday, March 30, 2020

The Kid Designed a Mentos Launch Tube, or, How to Make a PVC Pipe Guy Explosively Vomit

Y'all are not going to believe what Matt found when he cleaned out my cluttered, disorganized, impossible-to-find-anything-in-even-though-I-really-needed-the-linoleum-carver-right-that-minute homeschool closet.

One two-liter of diet soda, leftover from WAAAAY back when the kids were obsessed with Mentos and soda nucleation and so we did it every week!

It turns out that I could really use that empty two-liter bottle, actually, for the decomposition models that I'd like the kids to make this week. But even I am not going to advocate the consumption of an eight-year-old Diet Coke--that's just one thrifty rung up the frugality ladder too far.

Fortunately, Syd is working to earn the retired Junior/Cadette Science Sleuth badge, which is basically a miscellaneous hands-on science study that encourages a girl to stretch herself into a variety of scientific sub-fields through DIYs, model-making, and experimentation.

Would Syd like to explore engineering by building a custom Mentos launch tube that would propel the soda explosion according to her own design?

She would!

Syd built the launch tube using this PVC pipe Mentos launch tube tutorial--Matt had already planned a trip to our local big-box hardware store to get supplies for several DIY projects before our state's shelter-in-place order began, so I could tack the PVC pipe bits that we needed to his shopping list. If you don't have PVC pipe bits on hand, though, I think you could make due with cardboard and duct tape.

Syd followed the tutorial to build the launch chamber, but engineered her own paper clip trigger system. The big fun, though, was in cutting the end cap to create her own soda spray pattern!


Would she drill lots of holes in it to make a sunburst?

Cut a single line for a wide spray?

Try out the narrowest hole possible to see if it makes the soda more explosive?

Um, no. It turns out that what the world actually needed was a Mentos launch tube whose exit was designed to mimic a person explosively vomiting:


Also, soda is going to spew out of their eyes:


Little buddy looks so happy right now, all decked out with Mentos and a paperclip. It has no idea what's waiting for it out on the driveway...





The paperclip snagged a couple of the Mentos and kept them from falling until after a delay, but otherwise I think the young engineer was quite satisfied with her design. Also, this thing happened that I think is gross:



Can You Lick the Science, indeed?

Awww, our little guy feels much better now!


And now we have the two-liter bottles that we need to decompose banana peels and eggshells in our family room!

For Syd, this was an engineering project, not a chemistry one, so we didn't dwell much on the process of nucleation, itself. But if you want to do more with nucleation, it's also represented in this cloud in a jar model and in the formation of crystals.

P.S. The homeschool closet is spanglingly clean right now, and yet there is still no linoleum carver! I very much fear that we will have to clean out my cluttered, disorganized, impossible-to-find-anything-even-though-I-really-need-the-linoleum-carver studio closet next.

Friday, March 27, 2020

How to Make an Easy Felt Travel Journal Holder

You know, for all of that traveling that you're currently (not) doing!

Sigh...

Seriously, though. With all of this home-time and that anxiety ball in the pit of my stomach (I keep offering it a snack, but alas, it's stress, not hunger), buckling down on big projects has turned out to be a decent way to keep myself distracted.

You probably know by now how much I love to travel with my kids, AND you probably know that I generally make them keep a travel journal while we're on our adventures. Letting them pack their own notebook to use as a travel journal, though, generally just means that they're keeping it in whatever random, previously half-filled notepad or sketchbook that they've just happened to come across while packing, and they never remember where their journal is afterwards and they NEVER seem interested in preserving it for posterity.

GRRR!!!

Combine this with the fact that, fingers crossed, my Girl Scout troop has a big tripped planned this summer that we've been planning together for years and no I don't want to think or talk about it right now, and I'd like them to keep travel journals, too, and I've decided that what I need to do is just turn the whole thing into a Big Production.

STEP ONE: When my Girl Scout troop can one day meet in person again, I've prepped this DIY hardback journal activity for us to make together. We're going to use mat board, duct tape, and large-format newsprint that I have in my stash (craft supplies hoarders make great Girl Scout troop leaders!), and the kids can decorate the covers with Sharpies.

STEP TWO: Remember me complaining every now and then about how I have an absurd amount of stash felt? I have SOLVED THAT PROBLEM, and one of the ways that I did so was by making a monogrammed felt travel journal holder for every kid in my Girl Scout troop!

As usual, please excuse the terrible quality of these photographs. This is the fifteenth day of our Pandemic Staycation, and I want to say that it's rained something like 13 of the past 15 days. 
These travel journal holders are absurdly easy to make, and easy to level for different abilities. At the minimum, they require only two straight seams, and you could easily hand-stitch them.

Instead of the satin-stitch applique, you could hot glue the felt embellishments to the cover (or use fabric glue if you want your travel journal cover to be washable).

Instead of the grommet, you could sew two ribbon ends to the travel journal cover's envelope flap.

Here's how I made this set of felt travel journal holders:

1. Make the pattern. Your pattern should be two travel journals + 2.5" wide and one travel journal + 2" tall:


2. Cut out the felt embellishments. I wanted the first letter of each kid's first name on the cover. I'm kind of over the hassle of using my old-school Cricut now that the company took down the design software that supported it (not cool, Cricut!), but fortunately I was smart years ago and cut myself a whole set of my favorite alphabet in cardstock!


OT: I'm definitely in the market for another cutting machine, so tell me if you've got one that you love. It has to have design software that lets me create my own designs, and it can't be a Cricut!

3. Attach the embellishments. Do this before you sew up the sides! The front of your travel journal holder is also the side that has the extra 2.5" length for the envelope flap, so make sure you keep that in mind when you place the applique:


Again, you can glue your pieces to your travel journal holder, or hand-stitch them, but my sewing machine, whose thread tension lately has been concerning me considering the local repair shop is closed for the pandemic and they're also super mean to me whenever I go there, was behaving admirably for a change so I buckled down and satin-stitched fourteen letters to fourteen travel journal holders before it could change its mind.

Don't worry, my sewing machine TOTALLY changed its mind when I started the project after this one, which was sewing 14 cloth napkins. It took me something like 12 cloth napkins to get the thread tension adjusted to a more or less workable level, just in time for me to have to figure it out all over again for my next project...

ANYWAY...

4. Sew the two side seams. I didn't take a lousy photo of this step, because you've seen me sew side seams before. Put the two sides of your travel journal holder wrong sides together, leaving an extra 2.5" on the side you want to be the front, and straight stitch them.

5. Add a closure. The whole point of the travel journal holder is to hold your travel journal, so you have to have a way to fasten it shut so your travel journal doesn't fall out!

I played around with a few ideas, and I'm quite pleased with the one that I finally settled on:


The grommets were maybe a little more fiddly than I should have used with felt, but if you place the grommet well away from the cut end of the envelope flap you shouldn't be able to put more tension on it than it can handle. I did mess up while placing one grommet and it looked like it might tear away, so I hand-stitched around that one and now it's SUPER sturdy.

The elastic is whatever is the most narrow from my stash, cut to twice the width of the travel journal holder, threaded through the grommet, and then tied off. It doesn't put a ton of tension on the travel journal holder, but it will definitely keep everything inside.

Along with the travel journals that the kids will make for themselves, I plan for their travel journal holder to contain one pencil and one pack of 10 fine-line Crayola markers. You can go for fancier supplies if you want, but my travel journal aesthetic has always sort of been rough-and-tumble, sturdy-and-cheap, decent-quality-but-I-won't-cry-if-I-lose-it. 

Now, here's hoping that we have need of these travel journal holders this summer!