Wednesday, March 4, 2020

Homeschool Science: Dissect a Sheep Brain

Here's a photograph of Jones snuggling me on a Sunday:



Stop reading here if you don't want to see photos of my teenager dissecting a sheep brain at our kitchen table.

Chapter 2 of Will's AP Psychology text, Myers' Psychology, is all about the biology of the mind. I'll share more of what both kids did as part of our entire biology of the mind study, but only Will chose to dissect a sheep brain.

For resources, we used this book, which has an appendix covering the dissection of a sheep brain--



--and this video that we watched three times, once the first time Will studied the biology of the mind chapter, once right before the dissection, and once during the dissection, pausing as often as we needed for Will to follow along:



We didn't find this next video nearly as helpful overall, as it goes REALLY fast, but it was helpful to see how to remove the dura mater, as the previous video starts with it already snipped away:



Here's Will attempting to snip through her own sheep's dura mater:


The cerebrum is a little easier to expose--


--but the cerebellum is quite tough to expose, so she left it covered while she worked on identifying the parts of the cerebrum. Sheep don't have a large frontal lobe--I guess they don't do a lot of planning?


Between these two photos you should be able to identify the parietal, occipital, and temporal lobes, as well as easily see the gyri and sulci and the longitudinal fissure:


Okay, time to expose the cerebellum and cut the brain in half! Will cut the cerebrum down the longitudinal fissure, but the cerebellum doesn't have the fissure, so she just had to carefully slice it in half:


She's cut through the corpus callosum, so the sheep should be seizure-free now... if, you know, it had survived:


Some of the ventricles are harder to identify, but you can use the corpus callosum to help you identify the lateral ventricle. It was interesting to me how much of the visual identification of these parts relies on very minute color, texture, or physical changes. That's something that you might not think about if you only look at diagrams of the brain with everything color-coded like a map!


With the brain cut in half, Will was able to identify the superior and inferior colliculi, the pineal and pituitary glands, and the midbrain, pons, and medulla oblongata on the brain stem.

The nerves were harder to find, especially as Will had accidentally removed the optic chiasm with the dura mater (oops!), but you can't miss the olfactory bulbs!


To get really familiar with the parts of the brain, one really ought to dissect lots of brains, and lots of different types of brains. This singular dissection, however, suits both Will's needs for AP Psychology and our kitchen table venue. Interestingly, there's not an AP Anatomy and Physiology exam offered, so I doubt that Will's dissection needs will expand much beyond the singular organ or very small animal (the kitchen table has already handled a shark dissection, after all!).

If she wants to study more advanced life sciences, however, particularly anatomy and physiology, our local university has a program that allows successful high school applicants admission to their lower-level classes. I'm sure there's some grad student somewhere who would just LOVE to teach Will and a whole lab of her +2 peers alllllll about how to dissect all of the things!

Will and I both found video demonstrations to be MUCH more helpful than a written walk-through, but if you're looking for even more resources, there are some written descriptions here:

  • anatomy and physiology dissection. This guide IS geared to an anatomy and physiology class, so has several more parts to identify than the most basic dissection guides. If you're going through the time, expense, and trouble of a sheep brain dissection, you might as well get the most out of it!
  • dissection lab manual. The photos here are very good--much better than that dissection manual I checked out of the library, humph!
  • multi-grade sheep dissection. Here are some activities to guide much younger students through a sheep brain dissection. 

Monday, March 2, 2020

February Favorites: Anne, Aubrey, and a Lot of Books I Haven't Read


As with January, alas, I did not distinguish myself by reading a respectable quantity of books in February. The good news, however, is that Girl Scout cookie season is almost over! By this time next week, I will be very, very, very close to taking to my bed for several days with snacks, wine, a free two-week trial of Disney Plus, and every single novel still on my library shelves.

Captain Aubrey and I are going to have so many adventures!

My favorite book of this month, you'll not be surprised to learn, again involves my darlings, Captain Aubrey and Doctor Maturin:



I was reading this in the Senate Page office of the Indiana Statehouse early in February, waiting for two very particular Senate Pages--


--to finish writing thank-you notes to Senator Koch, when another teenaged Page, one who apparently writes much more quickly than my own two, walked past me after handing in her own thank-you note and said, "Ooh, is that the Master and Commander series?"

"YES!!!" I said.

"DO YOU LOVE IT?!?" she said.

"I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!!" I said.

And then we spoke about how the books are so good, and there are so many of them, and the movie is really good, too, and it's supposed to be super accurate to the time period, and then, you guys, she told me that once she saw the complete set of Master and Commander novels in a bookstore, and you guys, all of the books' spines lined up together to make an ocean scene featuring the HMS Surprise!

I must own this for myself one day.

Another book that surprised me in February was Anne Frank's diary, which I possibly have not read since I was in junior high. It's a beautiful book that I know for a fact I read several times during those early teen years, so you can imagine my absolute shock to re-read it and learn that the book that I read as a teenager?

IT HAD BEEN CENSORED!!!!!

The official term for what was done to the book is "abridged," but oddly enough, it was mostly the parts in which Anne explores her body and her sexuality that were actually deleted from the edition that I read. I'm outraged on behalf of my own thirteen-year-old self, who would have loved to have read Anne's quite detailed descriptions of her first menses and her genitalia--whatever else they brought to the Secret Annex, they definitely packed a hand mirror!

I think they left some of the kissing in my censored edition, but I'm pretty sure they deleted most or all of Anne's fantasies about rubbing her and Peter's cheeks together. To me, all grown up now, those are the most heartbreaking passages in the diary. Anne was SUCH a teen girl--thinking about her period, exploring her body, spending much of her free time having super weird yet adorably innocent sex-adjacent fantasies.

Seriously, I know you read Anne's diary in school. If you, too, do not remember a passage in which she takes you on a tour of her labia and everything that lies in between, go check THIS version out of the library and read it again, because you, too, are missing parts of one of our culture's most beautiful and canonical works of art:



And if you can read Dutch, you can apparently read even MORE previously censored passages!

Here's what else I read in February:



Will, of course, has a long list of books that she read in February. But for the first time EVER, I have not read a single one of them! They are ALL completely new to me! Here are her favorites that I know nothing about:



And here's the rest of what she read that I know nothing about!



GASP! I did find a book on Will's list that I've read, too:



This has to be at least the fifth time that Will has read War Horse.

I had been super excited to listen to the second season of The Dream, the one focused on the wellness industry, but it didn't hold my interest like I'd expected. There are a lot of "wellness" topics, which is probably why the episodes seemed to jump around a lot, but I like a little more flow to the the podcasts that I'm binging.

So I switched to Cold, and I AM OBSESSED WITH IT:



I'm going to go out on a limb here and say that never before have a murderer, a murder victim, and a super creepy possible accomplice but also for sure sex criminal who also victimized the murder victim all been devoted diarists. That's the most compelling thing about this extremely compelling cold case--almost everyone we know to be involved kept diaries! The criminals even kept audio and/or video diaries, so we can hear their inflection and see their body language.

It's a fascinating story, so suspenseful that I invented chores so I could keep listening. It's also agonizing and painful, because of course you know what's going to happen in the end to Susan, Charlie, and Braden, and listening to the video diaries that detail Susan's exploitation by her father-in-law and every single misstep in the police investigation and the care and protection of Charlie and Braden is pretty awful. But it's fascinating, too, and enlightening.

Will and I are starting to plan an autumn trip for just the two of us. We're heading to a Girl Scout national convention, camping in the Everglades at the worst time of year to do so, and hitting up both Disney World and Universal Orlando! I've got a couple of Disney YouTubers that I enjoy watching, but I don't yet know any Universal YouTubers who I can stand, so most of our Universal research has so far consisted of ride videos:



I'm pretty sure that I do NOT want to ride this roller coaster. I'm pretty sure that I will, however, end up strapped into it at some point...

I also had to show Will this video as a very important part of our research into the Everglades:



Unfortunately, Syd has forbidden us from taking the murderbrat Jones with us to scare away alligators.

And that's the approximately .05% of February that I spent not doing Girl Scout cookie stuff! What were YOU up to while I was counting cash and cookie boxes and entering booth time slots into databases?

Thursday, February 27, 2020

How to Make a Tote Bag from Scratch



I never did find a pattern for the perfect zip-top tote bag.

So I made one up from scratch!

Fortunately, a tote bag pattern is dead simple to construct. Here's what both sides will look like--minus the Girl Scout marketing (and the cat hair, sigh...)!

We're currently in the middle of our third day of straight rain, with another full day of rain forecast tomorrow. Sucks, because I do not have the skills to make gloomy indoor spaces look lovely!
 Start with the desired finished dimensions of your tote bag. To each side and the bottom, add 1/2 the desired finished depth of the tote bag, plus 1/2" seam allowance.

Notice the square that you'll be cutting out of the bottom left and right pieces. This is a nice place to self-correct, because if it's not square, you need to go back a couple of steps and re-measure!

Because you're going to fully line this tote bag, you can use any non-stretch fabric that you like. I am pretty excited about making a fleet of appliqued felt-on-felt tote bags to replace the paper bags that we usually get at the grocery store (yikes, I know), because probably an entire decade ago Matt and I had a failure of communication during a Black Friday sale at Joann's that resulted in our ownership of an absolutely ungodly yardage of Eco-fi felt in every single existing color.

That absurd amount of felt has been a weight on my mind ever since, and I'm always on the lookout for felt projects. I think these tote bags are finally going to bring my felt stash down to the amount that a sane person could possibly be expected to own!

So, yes, feel free to satin stitch embellishments to your tote bag, if for no other reason than it uses up even more felt!

Next, cut out two more identical pieces:


I wanted these tote bags to be reversible, with one plain option and one embellished option.  Other than that, I don't really care about making the felt colors too mitchy-matchy--I mostly just want to use up all that felt!

For each front-and-back pair, put right sides together and sew up both sides and the bottom. Do NOT sew that square shut!


Instead, for each square match the two seams and make those your middle point--


--then sew the square shut, creating a box corner:


Put the two tote bag pairs together wrong sides together, one inside the other:


It should look something like this!


Cut a length of webbing for your strap, then insert it between the tote bag pairs and pin it well:


Edge stitch around the top of the tote bag. If you're using a fabric that will fray, you can fold the raw edges under and pin them first, but with felt or fleece you can just stitch away.

Stitch to reinforce the webbing straps by sewing down the length, then sewing an x:


Admire how many boxes of Girl Scout cookies your new tote bag can hold!


When it's not Girl Scout cookie season--because I have faith that one day it will not be Girl Scout cookie season--we'll turn the tote bag so that the purple faces out.

And when it's Girl Scout cookie season again--because it somehow seems to be always Girl Scout cookie season!--there's one more marketing tool all ready to use!