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Tuesday, June 2, 2026

In Which John Burns Is My Favorite Old Coot Of Gettysburg


Let's go on a road trip!

Ohio has both a brand-new Wawa and a brand-new Buccees. Mr. Craft Knife and I tried the Buccees a few weeks prior when it was more crowded than Disneyland and I did NOT get the hype, but what with all our drives back and forth to Pennsylvania, I DO now get the Wawa hype!

I didn't ever tell you the story about how the kid and I messed up ordering at Wawa SOOOOO badly during our long-ago trip to see the college that would become her alma mater, because it is genuinely humiliating and the kid and I vowed never to speak of it again (while still almost constantly referring to it to each other, because we literally cannot process it, it was so embarrassing). But because of that, every time I visit a Wawa and its ordering kiosk has actual instructions, I always take a picture and get a little madder at the Independence Hall Wawa. I hate you, you guys! You exist in one of the biggest tourist spots in the country--WHY IS YOUR SPECIFIC ORDERING KIOSK SO NON-INTUITIVE?!? WHY ARE YOU SO HIGH-KEY RUDE ABOUT IT!!!



I once again managed to convince Mr. Craft Knife not only to come with me on this trip to pick our daughter up from college, but also to make a proper sightseeing trip of it, so I had someone to take pictures of me chatting with Lincoln at Gettysburg National Military Park!

Bro is soooo much taller than me--my feet barely even reach the ground in front of his favorite reading bench!

Also, he is the only person in the family patient enough to drive me wherever along the battlefield I want to go, hang out with me while I read every plaque, stand where I tell him to stand while I take photos of him in front of every significant (and insignificant) spot, and basically just do whatever I tell him to do while I am also being very, very, very boring about it.

I can remember the exact moment, approximately a decade ago, when I let a friend borrow my audio tour of Gettysburg on CD, but it's definitely too late to ask for it back now, ahem, so instead, Mr. Craft Knife and I relied on the NPS app for this first day of battlefield touring.

Here we are looking northwest towards the McPherson Farm:


On the morning of June 30, 1863, soldiers from the US cavalry and soldiers from the Confederate infantry were VERY surprised to discover each other on the road in front of McPherson's barn. In the image below, the road, Chambersburg Pike (because it runs from Chambersburg!) is the Hwy 30 just to the north of the McPherson Farm label, which marks McPherson's barn. My photos are taken from around the 1st Brigade 1st Division Cavalry Corps memorial.


This Confederate army, headed by Robert E. Lee, had sneaked past the US forces and into Pennsylvania, hoping to draw the US army out of the Confederate territories for the summer so that the Southern farmers could get a proper harvest for the first time since the war had begun, the better for the Confederates to steal it all later. He also hoped that putting battles in front of Northern faces would convince Northern politicians to press for peace, because who wants a battle right in front of their face (spoiler alert: definitely not the citizens of Gettysburg!)? H
e'd accomplished the sneaking part, and now he was stationed in Chambersburg, and his entire 75,000-person army was stretched in a big semi-circle over and around Gettysburg, busy pillaging and raiding and looting the countryside.

But the Union was chasing them north, just like Lee had wanted, except that Lee didn't know exactly where they were, because his cavalry, headed by Jeb Stuart, was also out and about, wandering around far from home base, and if Stuart sent Lee any communications about the location of Union troops, Lee didn't receive them.

The Union didn't know where the Confederate army was, either, but their 2,700-horse cavalry was nearby, trotting ahead of the army keeping their eyes open, and that's who spotted the Confederate infantry marching down Chambersburg Pike towards Gettysburg on June 30. The Confederates spotted them, too. 

And then both sets of forces literally noped out, lol! They both just reversed themselves right back where they came from and decided they'd deal with it tomorrow.

Which was July 1, 1863!

So, the morning of July 1, the Union cavalry had set up super early on Chambersburg Pike (the yellow road on the map), around the Herrs Ridge Road line (far left), keeping an eye out for the inevitable march of the infantry to show up from the west. When they spotted each other, that's when the Battle of Gettysburg began:


So, you've got 2,700 Union cavalry versus 10,000 Confederate infantry. Both sets of forces are basically just trying to hold off the other set until reinforcements arrive, but it's harder for the cavalry, because not only were they fewer in number, but they also didn't actually fight on horseback, so some of the cavalry had to opt out of fighting just to hold everyone else's horses for them. But it also sucks for the infantry, because every time they have to fight they basically all have to stop marching, and most of them have to get off the road and scramble over ditches and fences so they can line up right. And then they succeed in pushing the cavalry back a little bit, which the cavalry had actually planned for so they've got a few spots down Chambersburg Pike where they can retreat, and they have time to do that because before the infantry can follow them, they keep having to scramble back out of the fields and pastures and back into lines on the road.


Late in the morning, the Union cavalry finally got their first infantry reinforcements, the 1st Corp led by General Reynolds. He deployed the infantry to the north and south of Chambersburg Pike, including in that woods at the bottom of the picture. The woods mark the spot where he was also almost immediately killed, poor dude. Abner Doubleday was field promoted to take his place. But later that day, when General Meade finally arrived, he demoted Doubleday and made somebody else the 1st Corps Commander, and Doubleday pretty much sulked about that for the rest of his life.


The best part of the Google Map is that you can use all the memorials to figure out where everybody was in the battle. My favorite memorial is for John Burns, just north of the woods. He was just some old dude, a random pissed off civilian who'd already been agitating against the Confederate occupation in the previous days (including citizen arresting a few Confederates during their earlier pass-through, lol!), and who on this day took himself out onto the battlefield with an antique Revolutionary War musket to get those damn Confederates off his lawn, goddamnit! 

At one point, he managed to wheedle a proper rifle off of a wounded Union infantryman, and at another point, the general of the Pennsylvania infantry was able to convince him to at least go fight in the woods where he'd be out of the sun (and possibly the way, ahem). Burns paid him back, though, by fighting like a total badass in the woods, even shooting a Confederate officer clean off his horse. And later, when he was wounded and had to be left on the field while the Union soldiers retreated (more on that later), he convinced the Confederates that he was actually a non-combatant who'd just happened to get caught up in the cross-fire. They apparently didn't recognize him from his earlier agitation against Confederate troops, so they let him go back to town, where he recovered from his wounds and lived another nine years as a national hero.

Fun fact: when Abraham Lincoln came to Gettysburg the next year to dedicate the new national cemetery, he was asked if there was anything he wanted to do in town, and he replied that actually, he'd quite like to meet John Burns. So he did, and by all reports the two got along great!

Anyway, it's a good thing that Reynolds had deployed some of the Union forces north of Chambersburg Pike, because there was a whole northern segment of the Confederates, who'd been pillaging and looting north of Gettysburg, who had now managed to bust their butts to get back down south to meet those Union forces. They had a whole other fight on Oak Ridge, north of Chambersburg Pike and north of Gettysburg:

Buford's monument marks where that morning fighting was. Lincoln Highway is what they're calling Chambersburg Pike. At the bottom you can see the north edge of Gettysburg.

This spot has a nice observation tower where you can look out onto most of the first day's fighting:


This view shows where the Confederate forces came from the north:


And this view is to the southwest, back toward Chambersburg Pike and the morning battles:


There was a lot of back-and-forthing, and the monuments here are interesting to read because they're all, "In this spot so-and-so division was posted, then they advanced and shot some people, then they retreated and were shot at, then they advanced again for a little bit and did some more shooting, then they were chased screaming through town. Most of them died." Out of the 296 soldiers from the Pennsylvania division that this monument memorializes, seven were killed, 52 were wounded, and 31 were either captured or just plain went missing:


These new Confederate forces coming in from the north actually overwhelmed the Union force, who retreated south through the streets of Gettysburg (while the citizens cowered in their basements) all the way through town. Just south of town were two hills, one wooded and one bare, and that's where the Union was finally able to make their stand to end out the first day of battle.

The Gettysburg National Cemetery/Evergreen Cemetery area and Culp's Hill are where they ended up: 


And that's the end of the first day of battle!

Next up: dinner in a former field hospital, then a ghost tour with the world's most reluctant ghost tour guide.

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Wednesday, April 29, 2026

I Took 1,719 Graduation Photos, Mostly of the Dog

Because how could I not, when she is genuinely THAT CUTE!

Also that miserable having to wear a preschool graduation cap and gown that we bought her off of Facebook Marketplace.

I think it's this one, so at $8 we probably didn't really get a great deal on it, but 1) this was my very first Facebook Marketplace purchase, and 2) I'm uncomfortable with haggling, so anything below list price feels like a good get. 

Fortunately(?), the kid's cap and gown come free with her tuition!

I did end up ironing that gown in my hotel room while watching the PWHL, after sending the husband and kid off to buy candy to sneak into the movie theater later that night. Project Hail Mary was even better on IMAX than it was on the regular screen!

I didn't get every photo on my shot list, but honestly, I got a LOT more than I thought I would! I got a lot of great photos showing off the cap and gown from behind--



--and some really good detail photos of her cap with its "2026" charm:




I couldn't quite figure out how to make her favorite picture book or stuffed animal work in photos, but I got some shots in anyway:


But all the photos of her and her best friend in their matching caps and gowns are priceless!



If you zoom in on Luna in any photo, though, you can see that she is absolutely OVER our nonsense, lol. She would never actively protest, but I'm cracking up at this close-up of her just staring resentfully into the middle distance:


Also, her jowls tucked behind the elastic band that I stitched onto that baby graduation cap!

I tried to take most of my photos in campus spots that were meaningful to the kid, but sometimes I veered off-road a bit. I'm pretty sure the only time the kid has so much as stepped into the campus chapel was during Admitted Student Day, when the campus female a cappella group serenaded us with Billie Eilish, but still. It's a lovely spot for some photos!


My favorite photo spot was the kid's favorite classroom on campus, although the photos that I took there aren't super sharp--why do classrooms seem to always have such bad lighting?!? But the science building on this campus, and the classrooms inside it, are on the old-school side in just the right way, with scientific charts on bulletin boards (my favorite is this one) and cases full of fossils and cabinets full of rocks and shelves full of the textbooks of generations past:


I forgot to even put a graduation prop in this photo--there were a thousand boxes of rocks, each one hand-labeled, and just between us I lost my head a little. If you ever want to look at my one thousand photos of hand-labeled rocks, let me know!

It would be so bad to steal from a school, but if that fish fossil ever turns up missing, they should probably send a SWAT team to my house...

And just like that, we're already doing things for the last time. Last time reading the posters of bad science jokes on the walls in the physics department:


Last time paying waaaay too much for admittedly delicious local hard cider:


I'm genuinely embarrassed to tell you this, but this bottle was over $30!

Last time bumming off the kid's meal plan points for chicken and fries:

All this, and she still always has so many meal plan points leftover on the last day of school that she buys out the undergrad grocery every year. We're always stocked with snacks every summer!

I'm really looking forward to all the family events and other graduation festivities that her school hosts, since this will be our first proper graduation from a genuine institution, and even more so now that I know I can relax and not worry about getting the perfect photo of the kid in her cap and gown.

Ooh, there's a family party the night before her graduation ceremony. DO YOU THINK THEY'LL HAVE KARAOKE?!?!?!?

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Wednesday, April 15, 2026

I Finally Get To Take Graduation Photos Of My Kid, And I Have So Many Ideas!

This tiny little environmental scientist is about to graduate college!

Neither of my homeschooled high schoolers wanted any part of the cap and gown, pomp and circumstance aspects of high school graduation. They each just kind of... got to a natural end point in every subject they were studying, decided they were done, and went on with other business while I trailed after, saying things like, "Should we do a proper graduation ceremony? No? Maybe just some photos? No? Okay, how about just a pretty diploma? An announcement, at least? No? Nothing? Not a single thing? UGH!"

So my older kid's upcoming college graduation, AND the fact that she has agreed to let me walk around campus with her and take some proper cap and gown photos, is sending me, Artemis-like, over the Moon with excitement...

...which I will, of course, do my best to tamp down to something that appears more like vague interest, lest the kid decide that graduation photos are actually cringe.

She might anyway--that's always the risk with these kids!--but I've upped my odds by purchasing a preschool-sized graduation cap and gown from Facebook Marketplace for eight dollars (my first Facebook Marketplace purchase! I'm what's known as a late adopter), putting it on the dog, taking a photo, sending her the photo, and telling her that on this upcoming visit I am bringing the dog, AND the dog's very own graduation cap and gown, so that they can take graduation photos together.

Dog tax attached, but be warned that it's not a good photo, but more of a proof of concept:


I need to add some black elastic to that cap so it stays on her head, but otherwise, it's totally gonna work, right? Mental note to pack alllllllll the dog treats...

This pic should be super easy to pose, and it would work in a variety of locations. There are tons of steps on the kid's campus, so I could see it happening on any of the endless flights of stairs, or going through some of the decorative gates at the edge of campus, which, my local university has so many of those, too. What is up with colleges and their universal obsession with decorative gates?


Walking away is the best, because you don't have to smile on command!


Just the cap with street clothes is VERY cute. It would also work with her equestrian team gear:


How cute would this be with some of the kid's collection of 5,000 well-loved stuffies?

OR, how about she's walking away wearing the cap and gown, but she's also carrying the most-well loved of the bunch, Diplodocus?

And now I'm off on a tangent imagining a studio photo shoot just for Diplodocus...


I like this idea for a close-up:


This next one is a nice way to show off an iconic campus building, but it does require a lot of room, since the subjects, themselves, are in the middle distance. The kid's campus does have some iconic buildings, but the college is mostly on top of a hill so I'm not sure how much distance you can really get in a photo:


School name visible in the background is iconic!


I don't know how I'll actually take this photo, since I wasn't anticipating putting a tripod and a remote shutter on my packing list... but maybe!


This would be another good photo for a vista!


In this next one, I really like the flowing, open gown, and how it would also show off the steps of the campus library, one of the kid's favorite places and where she's spent a ton of time. I think the cap would work being held either on her head, as in the photo, or down by her side. Not having to look at the camera and smile on demand is a plus:


I bet she's got a favorite bench somewhere on campus, or even just a picturesque flight of steps to sit on. Did I mention that her school has a LOT of steps?


This is the kind of dog content I'm imagining. Basically, take every one of the photo ideas I've already shown you, and then simply add a dog in matching graduation gear!


I thought these three and a half years would feel so long, but now that I'm almost on the other side of them, they were actually so short. It's weird how life keeps doing that, passing by without you noticing. But pretty soon I'm going to pack the car and the dog and drive over to Ohio. I'm going to convince the kid to put on her cap and gown, and then probably convince her to take it off again so I can iron it really quickly (only iron your graduation gowns on warm, because they're polyester!). We're going to walk around her campus, I'm going to take a million photos and ask a million questions, squeeze a million stories out of her about this short, precious time, and I am going to notice EVERYTHING.

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